Officer! Arrest that He-Man

He's trying to talk to kids about "being touched" which is way overstepping his boundaries. Plus he keeps pointing at me.

Someone check that Clown's papers

I'm sure a lot of questionable things happened on Kids Incorporated, the 80's variety show incubator for future celebrities like Fergie, Jennifer Love Hewitt and international superstar Eric Balfour. But this really crosses the line.